There are lots of pros and cons for every situation. But one of the big cons about being a baby is that each time something happens in the house the baby always gets blamed.
Take for example yesterday, I was minding my own business, doing my own thing. For some reason I ended up in the bathroom. And oh to my surprise what did I see in the toilet bowl? Mommy’s plastic tea tree oil bottle of. Look you see.
So I investigated whodunnit, as I consider myself a baby detective.
Baby detective: Whodunnit?
As I was there investigating whodunnit, I asked myself these three big questions:
- Who will profit from the crime?
- Who had the opportunity and the means to do that?
- In the name of logic: Who could do something so petty?
I could only find two possible answers it could have been only either Mommy or Daddy.
Considering Daddy works hard all day and is responsible, logical and not hormonal, it could only be Mommy.
Mommy why would you throw a plastic bottle in the toilet bowl? Why? It is possible she suffers from baby brain! (She always says that to cover up any mistakes!) But her own bottle? Really?
Hold on I know whodunnit, the toilet monster. Yes, of course, the toilet monster ate the plastic bottle!
Toilet Monster reveal yourself!
Note to Mommy: I did not do it, the toilet monster did it. I love you.
