Pampers Vs. The Others
I have to discuss a topic close to myheart, or more truthfully my bum: Nappies. Mommy always goes on and on about which Nappy is better than the others. And she is not the only one (as shown in article What to Choose Huggies or Pampers.)
She does a never ending extensive investigative study about Nappies.
Mommy’s Criteria for choosing a so-called effective Nappy:
1)Does the nappy have pretty pictures on it? If yes, this is in favour of the nappy being selected.
2) When waking up in the middle of the night, is my skin wet? If yes, it is in favour of the Nappy not being selected.
3) When pooing, does the poo run down my leg or up my back? If yes, it is also not in favour of the Nappy being selected.
My Criteria of selection for liking a great Nappy:
1)Can I take it off myself? I am still looking for this special brand, let me know if you find one!
2)Does it cushion my bum well enough while I push other babies? Usually all the nappies have the same shielding force.
But to me the most important question to select a nappy is:
Does my bum look big in that?
note to Daddy: Please stop Mommy buying all these different Nappies brand. I like consistency. Love you.