Whodunnit ?

There are lots of pros and cons for every situation. But one of the big cons about being a baby is that each time something happens in the house the baby always gets blamed.

Take for example yesterday, I was minding my own business, doing my own thing. For some reason I ended up in the bathroom. And oh to my surprise what did I see in the toilet bowl?  Mommy’s plastic tea tree oil bottle of. Look you see.

Baby hands on toilet seat

So I investigated whodunnit, as I consider myself a baby detective.

Baby detective: Whodunnit?

As I was there investigating whodunnit, I asked myself these three big questions:

- Who will profit from the crime?

- Who had the opportunity and the means to do that?

- In the name of logic: Who could do something so petty?

I could only find two possible answers it could have been only either Mommy or Daddy.

Considering Daddy works hard all day and is responsible, logical and not hormonal, it could only be Mommy.

Mommy why would you throw a plastic bottle in the toilet bowl? Why? It is possible she suffers from baby brain! (She always says that to cover up any mistakes!) But her own bottle?  Really?

Hold on I know whodunnit, the toilet monster. Yes, of course, the toilet monster ate the plastic bottle!

Image of a baby head over toilet bowl

Toilet Monster reveal yourself!

Note to Mommy: I did not do it, the toilet monster did it. I love you.

Baby Game: Shape sorting, throw the ball and other stuff

Today the weather was nice, Mommy let me played outside for the first time. This morning she put me on the grass and she threw the ball at me. I crawled towards it, picked it up and threw it back to her with both my hands. It was exciting, I loved this baby game.

Later in the afternoon I played another baby game: The shape sorter.

This game consists of putting colourful plastic shapes (triangle, square, circle and others) into holes of the same shape in a colourful plastic cylinder. 50% of the time I throw the shape in the air with frustation, 25% of the time Mommy helps me before I throw the shape away, the rest of the time I do it all on my own. Boy I am good!

But my favourite baby game these days is standing up without holding anything. I only manage a few seconds but this is the real thing!

Oh I forgot, I know how to clap my hands especially when Mommy sings “Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up, pull, pull clap, clap, clap. Wind it back again, wind it back again, pull, pull, clap, clap, clap. Point to the ceiling, point to the floor, point to the window, point to the door, clap your hands together 1,2,3 put your hands on your knees.” So these days I clap away…